'I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!': Stepdad steps up at the parent teacher conference and wears the same shirt his kid got in trouble for at school, putting the overly strict teacher in his place

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    Human body - r/pettyrevenge. Posted by u/PlotHole2017 12 hours ago My stepdad wore the same shirt I got in trouble for during the parent teacher meeting
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    Font - First off, let me preface by saying both my mother and stepdad were absolute scum. But even the worst people in all of human history sometimes have their good moments and this was one of them.
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    Font - I was 14 and I was in middle school. I was so proud of my "Cornholio" shirt from Beavis and Butthead. It was a mugshot of Beavis with his shirt up over his head and the caption read "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!"
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    Font - I didn't know what a corn hole was. I knew a Pie Hole was a mouth and I could kinda figure out with the inclusion of the word "hole" that maybe it meant [something bad] but I didn't really know for sure. Apparently my mom and stepdad didn't either.
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    Font - But my agri teacher, a religious fundamentalist who couldn't let an hour go by without shoehorning his religion into his lessons, pulled me out of class and took me to the principal's office over the shirt after I started doing Beavis impressions in class with my shirt up.
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    Font - I didn't know what it was about until we were in the hallway and he said, "I find that highly offensive." "This?" I asked "Yes," he said.
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    Font - And just an FYI, this was the 90's. Even then humans thought there was nothing in the world more important than the fact they were offended by something stupid. Anyway, they made me turn my shirt inside out for the rest of the day.
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    Font - I told my mom and stepdad about it and they didn't know what was [his problem] either. Other than the fact that he was a religious lunatic. Anyway, a few weeks later it was time for parent teacher conferences and my mom remembered the incident. She said she wanted to ask what was his problem was with that shirt.
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    Font - So my stepdad decided to wear it during the meeting. The best part was that he was a cop. I didn't go to the meeting with them but I'd have given just about anything to see that psycho's face.
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    Product - She Who LovesToDraw 11 hr. ago +2. Been perfect if you responded with: "Are you threatening me?!"
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    Font - achbob84 8 hr. ago Umm hrrhihihrrheh!
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    Font - LoudNinjah 10 hr. ago My mom did the Cornholio routine with her shirt in the 90s to make us laugh That teacher sucks.
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    Font - MyWackyWeirdWorld 9 hr. ago I'm 53 and still do the cornholio bit with my 19 year old son. It's a classic and still hilarious 30ish years later. ↑ 57 57 Reply Share MaddyKet 8 hr. ago Uhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
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    Font - Mylovekills 9 hr. ago My niece had a shirt that said "make 7-up yours", but "make 7-" was on the front, "up yours" was on the back. She wore it to school probably 3-4 times before she got in trouble for it. (2005/6 ish)
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    Rectangle - Snoo13109 9 hr. ago My 4 year old does the cornholio bit every time she changes her shirt hilarious e this is
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    Human body - mattromo 11 hr. ago This is pretty good. Even if your stepdad is scum, at least he gave you this.
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    Font - tibsie - 6 hr. ago . Teacher: "I find that highly offensive." Me: "I don't see how that's my problem. It sounds like it's your problem. I find religious holes like you offensive but I don't go on about it."
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    Font - chairman_249 hr. ago did you ask your parents what happened when they got home??
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    Rectangle - PlotHole 2017 OP. 25 min. ago It was 25 years ago so I don't remember the conversation, but I'm pretty sure they told me that no one said anything, they just had the meeting with no one mentioning the shirt.
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    Font - Numerous_Program1060 11 hr. ago You really didn't have to specify that was from the '90s. I knew exactly what shirt you were talking about. I'm pretty sure I had that shirt but went to parochial school so I had to wear a tie every day anyway so got in trouble for vastly different things. Still pretty awesome though.
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    Font - LucyLilium92 1 hr. ago Maybe it was actually about the disruptive behavior and flashing people
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    Rectangle - JesterAlias 8 hr. ago Isn't cornhole that game where you throw the bags with rice or beans in them through a box with holes from a distance?
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    Smile - Humble_Snail_13156 hr. ago Yes, although (as the name suggests) the bags are usually filled with corn.
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    Font - grecomic 6 hr. ago The euphemism 'corn hole' comes from a time when rural settlers didn't have TP, so they wiped with used corn cobs instead! 423 Reply Share Imaneetboy 3 hr. ago Everybody should try that once.
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    Font - reallynotbatman 6 hr. ago Read this to my wife, when I got to the last paragraph with the parent teacher meeting, got to your mom, she interrupted saying 'I hope she wore the tshirt', we're glad one of them did
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    Font - Philosemen69 8 hr. ago Even the worst of parents can leave us with a few fond memories. This one's a beaut'!!

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